Sunday, July 15, 2012

I WOULD LIKE TO BELIEVE

The Judge has issued his ruling on our Second Amended complaint of the desecration of the remains of my son Steven Nathaniel Wolkoff by the San Mateo County Coroner. Before I tell you about his decision, a review of the background in this case is necessary.


Steven was 30 years old when he was killed, June 21, 2008, on his way home from the beach. His automobile was broad sided by another car driven by a DUI, illegal alien, who had no drivers license, crossing into the opposite lane that Steven was in, on the infamous, dangerous coastal U.S. Highway 1, about 60 miles south of San Francisco.


Steven was seriously injured, but was alive and breathing on his own until Para-Medics finally reached the scene about 40 minutes after the collision. A Medevac helicopter was also about 4 minutes away from landing with highly trained trauma specialists to accompany Steven back to the Stanford Hospital Trauma Center, approximately 6 minutes away in flight time.


The two on site treating Para-Medics at the scene suddenly decided to perform an unnecessary airway management procedure called a needle cricothyrotomy which involves inserting a catheter syringe that is attached to a highly pressurized oxygen tank, which is supposed to pump the oxygen into the trachea.


Neither Para-Medic had ever performed this medical procedure before on a human being. For some unknown reason, they decided to use this procedure on Steven, despite the fact that he continued to breathe on his own and the imminent landing of the highly skilled Medevac Trauma team. Within minutes of the procedure Steven suffered a horrific death where his face and chest literally exploded and crushed his internal organs. 

None of his face and chest were recognizable as resembling his photo ID on his drivers license and immediately raised suspicions by the San Mateo County Coroners Investigator, and other medical staff of the Coroners Office that Steven had died from causes not related to the automobile collision. 

I have seen the pictures of Steven after he was killed by the Para-Medics, he does not resemble a human being and this horrific image is forever seared into my brain as the most horrible sight I have ever seen in my life.


The San Mateo County Coroners Office then investigated what had caused Steven's death and conducted a complete autopsy report of Steven where they concluded in their final official report that the manner of his death was from a collision caused by another driver, and that the medical direct cause of Steven's death was beyond a doubt caused by the mistakes of the two first responder Para- Medics ("post status attempted resuscitation").


The San Mateo County Pathologist, Dr. Peter Benson, MD, (who has performed over 20,000 autopsies in his career) determined during the above autopsy that Steven died from a Bilateral Tension Pneumothorax (defined as the presence of air in the pleural  chest cavity). This presence of highly pressurized oxygen in his chest cavity could ONLY be caused medically by holes in the lungs, or by the botched medical procedure performed by the Para Medics. 

Since his autopsy showed that Steven's lungs were completely intact, with no holes, and the neck organs retained as evidence clearly showed the catheter syringe from the medical device used by the Para-Medics directly lodged incorrectly in Steven's neck muscles leading to the chest cavity (no where near the intended airway), it is not rocket science to determine the direct cause of death that prevented Steven from getting on the Medvac helicopter that was 4 minutes from landing and taking him to the Stanford Trauma Center, where he would have been treated immediately by the waiting Trauma team of doctors, and probably be alive today.


The San Mateo County extensively experienced Pathologist Dr. Peter Benson and the Coroner Robert Foucrault never requested any additional pathology studies, medical consultations, or assistance, as the medical cause of death was indisputable to them, and the coroner closed his investigation in 2008 shortly after Steven's death, by filing the above official autopsy report.


Two years later in 2010, in response to a civil suit for the wrongful death of Steven filed by our family, the remains of our son were released by the San Mateo County Coroner without our knowledge, lacking any written, verbal permission from us, to a private Pathologist hired by the defendants San Mateo County and American Medical Response Ambulance Company (AMR).


We inadvertently found out about this when the San Mateo County Pathologist, Dr. Peter Benson, blurted this out while he was being deposed by our Attorney during the wrongful death case. We were all at that deposition and mortified upon learning for the first time what had been done. Our grief and shock upon learning of the mutilation of Steven traumatized us with profound permanent feelings of emotional grief, that we can never resolve.


Specifically,the County and AMR performed their own non coroner autopsy on Steven, by hiring their own private Pathologist who proceeded to remove Steven's remains to her own private office, miles away from the supposed protective evidence custody of the San Mateo County Coroners Office. At no time were we made aware that this was done or were we asked as his next of kin for consent to do this.


This private pathologist then sliced Steven's brain stem into over 20 new pieces of brain tissue slides in an attempt to mount a defense by the defendants that Steven somehow died from other medical reasons.
       

This is an infringement of our right to possess the body of Steven for the purpose of preparation, mourning and burial, in contravention of the case law of the State of California.

This very same brain that was the center of Steven's soul, his feelings, thoughts, memories, love, ideas, jokes, his essence as a human being, all stored there, that make us unique as individuals, was desecrated, molested, mutilated by the Coroners Office without any concern, accountability, or respect of the Laws in place to protect the dignity of the dead.

The legal laws and basic moral ethics demands respect for the total person, his body as well as his soul.  Dissection of the body for reasons that are not urgent and directly applicable to specific existing medical cases, is gross negligence. Even if the case where dissection is allowed, it must be performed with utmost respect for the deceased, and not handled lightly by insensitive personnel. California law recognizes that for cultural and religious reasons, the interment or other disposition of a decedent’s body is an extremely important emotional catharsis for the family of the deceased.
This removal of Steven's remains occurred despite the previous irrefutable medical facts that were contained in the official San Mateo County Corners final autopsy report. All of this despicable mutilation of Steven's remains was allowed by the San Mateo County Coroner, Robert Foucrault, an elected official of San Mateo County, in direct violation of California Government Code 27491.45 which requires consent of the next of kin before release of tissues for non coroner purposes.   

In addition to the well-established common law quasi-property right, this statute confers a property right in the decedent’s tissues on the next of kin. We were deprived of these rights by the Coroners actions to bury ALL of our son, without due process.
 
The Coroner also violated his own Departments protocol concerning obtaining written consent from the next of kin before releasing their loved ones remains to a third, non Coroner party. Mr. Foucrault as the San Mateo County Coroner had a direct conflict of interest, when he allowed Steven's remains to be desecrated by the very same County that is his employer, and a defendant in a civil suit that required his sworn duty to protect the remains of my son from any mutilation that might affect the sanctity of respect for the dead.

San Mateo County public officials, including the Coroner acted under color of law and/or in conspiracy with public officials acting under color of state law to deprive my son, us as his parents,  certain constitutionally protected rights, including, but not limited to the quasi property right to our son’s tissues without due process of law, in violation of the Fourteenth Amendment of the United States Constitution.

In the end, the private Pathologist hired by San Mateo County was unable to disprove the official findings of Steven's direct cause of death as indicated in the original Coroners report as being caused by the two Para-Medics. I wouldn't be surprised if she FEDEXED his remains back to the Coroners office in a FEDEX PAK. These are not exactly sensitive, caring, compassionate, ethical human beings who are involved in this attempt to erase Steven as if he never lived, and treated him like a piece of garbage. 


We will eventually bury the rest of Steven's remains but pieces of him have been lost along the way by the careless handling of those involved in desecrating his body. Steven's full body will never be buried, and his soul will remain in limbo forever, never to rest in peace. 

It should weigh heavily on those involved in causing this to happen, those who have stood by silently in the various involved Departments of San Mateo County, and  the defendants Lawyers, as Steven's restless soul will haunt them for the rest of their lives. 

We all know what the truth is and that it has not been allowed to be told by those in charge of this entire cover-up. Instead of doing the right thing, all involved have deliberately hidden the truth and try to manipulate the Laws as a way to conceal their evil deeds.


SHAME ON SAN MATEO COUNTY if this sub human behavior is allowed to go unpunished. Shame on it's  public officials for putting their own personal needs to cover up the truth by protecting their disgusting behavior, instead of respecting the right to life, dignity for the dead, and holding those accountable who are supposedly in charge of protecting the public.


Then we have the Courts, the legal system, here comes the Judges. In response to our Desecration Complaints, San Mateo County has been filing  "demurrers", which are legal challenges on their part maintaining that our desecration complaints are frivolous, without merit.

In doing so, they declare that the Coroner owns your body for any purpose he determines, and that our case is to be thrown out by the Judge. These Judges are charged  as part of the demurrers with deciding if there is any merit to our allegations, and if our case is frivolous. 

When there is the slightest possibility that our case has merit, then the judge as the "gatekeeper', is supposed to allow the legal case to go forward as part of due process of the law as guaranteed by the laws of the State of California and the 14th amendment of the U.S. Constitution.


What was the latest judges ruling on our case? He granted the demurrer to San Mateo County but once again we have been granted a 3rd "leave to Amend" (see below), meaning we are being given permission to now file a third amended desecration case complaint.


We will be filing this in the next few days and I truly thank the various Judges for allowing us to again plead our case, without killing it off completely.


Perhaps, I would like to believe that the Judges have a conscience and do see that Steven's rights and those of our family were violated by the defendants in breaking certain legal statutes in place that exist to preserve the dignity of the dead and their families.


Perhaps, they have decided that it would be in the best interest of due process, for them not to be the judge, jury, and decision maker, and instead allow a jury of regular citizens to be entrusted in deciding whether any laws were broken in the desecration of Steven's body.


I would like to trust our judicial system and see that justice is for everyone to share. How can anyone with a good conscience, after considering all the above facts, in all fairness to Steven, our family, and those of future victims, deny us our access to the due process of a jury trial by giving our Case its days in court?


How can we trust in our system of laws? Who can we trust? A scary thought that in modern day America, innocent people can be killed, simply erased as if they never existed, their bodies desecrated, and no one is held legally accountable by the Law .


We have placed trust in our Judges, the Coroners Office, and our Laws, that all will make honest, fair decisions that are in the best interest of those who may have had their rights violated.


Nobody, No agency, No Entity should ever be above the laws in place within their States, and the Due Process Clause of the United States Constitution, 14th Amendment which prohibits state and local governments from depriving persons of life, liberty, or property without certain steps being taken to ensure fairness. 

"Big Brother" government needs to stay out of making self appointed decisions for we the people, when there exists clear legal paths to pursue as part of our democracy, that involve each citizens right to a trial by a jury of their peers.  

Clearly our Desecration Case meets the minimum standards of not being frivolous and having potential legal merit. Surely, we all want to know the answers that need to be explored as to what are the rights of the deceased and their families. We are supposedly a civilized society, a nation of Laws, where all are created equal, with respect supposedly shown for the value of a human life, and that includes those who have died. 

How can we ignore the rights of our dead children, loved ones to be disturbed in such a heinous manner by those who would have their way in desecrating a human body as being a "frivolous complaint",  because they feel that they can get away with doing it? 

The implications of what happens to our Case, will set a critical precedent as to the way that changes can be made to the present dysfunctional, disgraceful system of how Coroners throughout America provide a weak, ineffective, and totally flawed manner of investigating deaths. This broken system leaves victims and their families vulnerable to neglect, abuse and even murder.

All over America innocent dead victims and their families are preyed upon by a non functional system of the handling of their deceased loved ones with no regard to the humanity of those who have been killed. 

After you read my Blog above, then click on the article WHY LINDA CARSWELL CANNOT GET HER HUSBAND"S HEART BACK, to understand how crucial Steven's Case is to making the system recognize that the dead are NOT owned by the government, or private entities, but are our beloved personal loved ones.


How can this be?  Who will have the guts to change it before this will happen to you or someone close to you ? 

I would like to believe that somewhere in the current Judges decision on our case lies the seeds for reform that will show the World that California respects the lives of it's citizen's, their families, even in death.

I would like to believe that the Judges will open the door in considering our third Amended Complaint as having merit, for the people of California to then decide as a jury of citizens, if what happened to Steven was done in the name of justice or not. We will see!


Case CIV503483 - JERALD WOLKOF ET AL VS CO OF SAN MATEO CORONER'S Action:  
HEARING: DEMURRER TO 2ND AMENDED COMPLAINT OF JERALD WOLKOFF BY COUNTY OF SAN MATEOCORONER'S OFFICE, ROBERT FOUCRAULT
07/11/2012 - 9:00 AM DEPT. LM



"HONORABLE JOSEPH E. BERGERON, JUDGE PRESIDING. CLERK: SANDRA HARRIS COURT REPORTER: MAUREEN HARTMAN  
ATTORNEY JAYME BURNS APPEARING WITH/FOR PLAINTIFF(S).  
ATTORNEY ALEX GRAFT APPEARING WITH/FOR DEFENDANT(S).  
ATTORNEY GRAFT APPEARED VIA COURT CALL.  
MATTER ARGUED BY COUNSEL AND SUBMITTED TO THE COURT. 
TENTATIVE RULING IS ADOPTED WITH CORRECTION TO TYPO TO ADD "WITH" LEAVE TO AMEND.  
DEFENDANTS DEMURRER IS SUSTAINED WITH LEAVE TO AMEND.  
* *.  
A LITIGANT SEEKING TO PLEAD THE BREACH OF A MANDATORY DUTY MUST SPECIFICALLY ALLEGE THE  
APPLICABLE STATUTE OR REGULATION. (SULLIVAN V. CITY OF SACRAMENTO (1987) 190 CAL. APP. 3D 1070,  
1080). HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE SECTION 7054.4 GOVERNS THE MEANS OF DISPOSING OF BODY TISSUE  
AFTER SCIENTIFIC USE HAS CONCLUDED. IT DOES REFER TO OR IMPLY REFERENCE TO AN AUTOPSY.  
* *.  
PLAINTIFFS DO NOT CONTEND THAT DEFENDANTS FAILED "TO DISPOSE OF" THEIR SONS BODY TISSUES  
INAPPROPRIATELY. SECTION 7051 IS A CRIMINAL STATUTE THAT SPECIFICALLY RELATES ONLY TO  
CIRCUMSTANCES IN WHICH A BODY HAS ALREADY BEEN INTERRED OR IS AWAITING INTERMENT OR CREMATION.  
PLAINTIFFS DO NOT CONTEND THAT THEIR SONS BODY WAS AWAITING INTERMENT OR CREMATION AT THE TIME  
SAMPLES WERE REMOVED.  
* *.  
THE NEWMAN CASE APPEARS INAPPLICABLE. FOR A CLAIM UNDER 42 U.S.C. SECTION 1983, PLAINTIFFS  
MUST ALLEGE A DEPRIVATION OF PROPERTY "UNDER COLOR OF ANY STATUTE." PLAINTIFFS DO NOT ALLEGE  
OR ARGUE THAT ANY STATUTORY AUTHORITY DEPRIVED THEM OF A PROPERTY RIGHT IN THEIR SONS BRAIN  
STEM SAMPLE; THEY DO NOT ALLEGE THAT DEFENDANTS WERE ACTING "UNDER COLOR OF ANY STATUTE."  
* *.  
A QUESTION IS DOES A PRIVATE RIGHT OF ACTION EXIST. THE CITED STATUTES DO NOT APPEAR TO BE  
DESIGNED TO PROTECT AGAINST EMOTIONAL DISTRESS.  
* *.  
IF THE TENTATIVE RULING IS UNCONTESTED, IT SHALL BECOME THE ORDER OF THE COURT. THEREAFTER,  
DEFENDANTS ARE DIRECTED TO PREPARE A WRITTEN ORDER CONSISTENT WITH THE COURTS RULING FOR THE  
COURTS SIGNATURE, PURSUANT TO CALIFORNIA RULES OF COURT, RULE 3.1312, AND TO PROVIDE NOTICE  
THEREOF TO THE OPPOSING PARTY/COUNSEL AS REQUIRED BY LAW AND THE CALIFORNIA RULES OF  
COURT.  
* *.  
ENTERED BY S.HARRIS ON 07/11/12."  

Saturday, July 7, 2012

GURGITATE, PURA VIDA, BON APPETIT

In keeping with my previous post of food gluttony as an official American competitive sport, I am now sharing a shit load of world records that are currently held by the best gurgitators in the world. 

Not only are the variety of food world records in eating so vast in their culinary range, but these skilled athletes (almost all are thin due to their relentless training regimen) are having fun eating great food and making big sums of prize money for a few minutes of their time.


Do NOT try this at home or unsupervised unless you are a professional eater as this could cause permanent damage to your body, including blindness, permanent attachment to the toilet seat from one end or the other, and many other fartitious disorders.


Besides my favorite Joey "Jaws" Chestnut, with Sonya "Black Widow" Thomas who holds many of the women's records, there is the renowned, Patrick Bertoletti from Chicago who holds more world eating records than anyone else.


Patrick Bertoletti (click on his name for a list of his records) has been eating competitively since January 2006:











Patrick Bertoletti


Patrick has shown a tremendous surge in power on the eating circuit, and has defeated every other gurgitator. Most notably, Bertoletti has shown a fortitude possessed by few, if any, other competitors with his victories at the La Costena "Feel the Heat" Jalapeno Eating Championships. With his current jalapeno record of 275 in 8-minute, Pat Bertoletti has cemented his name in the competitive eating history books.


Pat started out as sweet specialist, but quickly molded into a threat across all disciplines. Case in point: no one on the planet holds more world records than Bertoletti (see below). 






Click on the winners name after each of the varied gourmet competitive eating contests below for more information on these superb athletes who not only love to eat, but eat for money. Major League Eating is the undisputed authority on competitive eating worldwide. All official eating contests listed below are sanctioned by MLE and MLE maintains all official eating records. Following are recent records: 

16" Pizza
47 Slices Big Apple Pizza/Battle at the Big Apple World Pizza Eating Championship
10 Minutes/November 8, 2008
Patrick Bertoletti
24" Pizza
7 1/2 Extra Large Bacci Pizza Slices
15 Minutes/ July 9, 2005
Richard LeFevre







   

7-Eleven Sports Slurpee
22 oz Sports Slurpee/7-Eleven Sports Slurping Time Trials
9 seconds/April 15, 2010
Patrick Bertoletti





Armour Vienna Sausage
8.31 pounds Armour Vienna Sausage /Lowe's Motor Speedway Charlotte
10 Minutes/ May 28, 2005
Sonya Thomas


   







   
Asparagus
9 lbs 5.2 oz Deep Fried Aspargus Spears/ Stockton Asparagus Fe
10 minutes/ Apr. 16, 2011
Joey Chestnut











Baby Back Ribs (short form)
5.24 lbs Baby Back Ribs/Ribfest Chicago

8 minuntes / June 10, 2011

Patrick Bertoletti

   








   

Baked Beans, Long Course

8.4 Pounds Baked Beans/ 84 Lumber

2 minutes 47 seconds/ Aug. 7, 2004

Sonya Thomas















   









Beef Brisket BBQ Sandwich
34.75 Beef Brisket BBQ Sandwiches/Cherokee Casino
10 Minutes/July 26, 2008
Bob Shoudt

Beef Tongue
3 pound 3 ounces pickled beef tongue whole
12 minutes
Dominic Cardo












   









   
Beef Tri-Tip
4 lbs 11 ounces/Colusa Casino World Tri-Tip Eating Challenge
12 minutes/June 28, 2009
Hall Hunt


Birthday Cake

Five Pounds/ TripRewards 1st Birthday

11 Minutes, 26 Seconds/ May 10, 2005

Richard LeFevre












Blueberry Pie (Hands-Free)
9.17 lbs blueberry pie/Stand By Me World Pie Eating Championship
8 minutes/July 28, 2007
Patrick Bertoletti


Bologna

2.76 Pounds Pork & Chicken Bologna/Eats of Strength

Six Minutes/May 6, 2006

Don Lerman

   
   










Bonless Buffalo Wings
9 lbs/Isle Boonville World Boneless Buffalo Wing Eating Championship
10 minutes/May 7, 2011
Patrick Bertoletti

Brats
58 Johnsonville Brats / Brat Days
10 Minutes/ Aug. 5, 2006
Takeru Kobayashi
 
  









Buffalo Chicken Tenders
6.93 lbs/Binga
10 Minutess/March 27, 2010
Sonya Thomas

Buffet
5 1/2 pounds of buffet food
12 minutes
Crazy Legs Conti


Burritos, Long Form
11.81 lbs burritos/Costa Vida Fresh Mexican Grill
10 Minutes/Sep. 22, 2007
Tim "Eater X" Janu
 







  
Burritos
15 BurritoVille burritos
8 minutes
Eric Booker
   







   
Butter
7 quarter-pound sticks, salted butter
5 minutes
Don Lerman

Cabbage
6 pounds 9 ounces giant cabbage
9 minutes
Charles Hardy
   








   
Candy Bars
Two Pounds Chocolate Candy Bars
6 minutes
Eric Booker

Cannoli
32 large cannoli-Gennaro Festival
6 minutes/Sept. 15, 2011
Patrick Bertoletti
   








   
Catfish
7.5 pounds Fried Catfish/Rhythm City Casino World Catfish Eating Championship
10 minutes/Mar 19, 2011
Patrick Bertoletti


Cheesecake

11 pounds Downtown Atlantic Cheesecake

9 minutes/ Sept. 26, 2004

Sonya Thomas

   
   










Cherrystone Clams
26 dozen / Peter's Clam Bar
6 minutes / May 31, 2010
Sonya Thomas

Chicken Nuggets
80 Chicken Nuggets
5 Minutes
Sonya Thomas
   







   
Chicken Wings, 12 minutes
7.5 lbs Buffalo Chicken Wings
12 minutes/ May 21, 2007
Joey Chestnut

Chicken Wings, Long form
182 chicken wings
30 minutes
Joey Chestnut

Chicken Fried steak
6 11-ounce chicken fried steaks with country gravy/ Lone Star Cafe
12 minutes/ Nov. 2, 2003
Cookie Jarvis
   







   
Chicken Wings, Short form
2 pounds, 2.5 ounces Hooter's Chicken Wings
5 minutes
Cookie Jarvis
   







   
Chili
2 gallons Ben's Chili Bowl Beef Chili / Taste of DC
6 minutes / October 9, 2011
Joey Chestnut


Chili Cheese Fries

8 lbs, 2 oz Wienerschnitzel Chili Cheese Fries at the Queen Mary

10 minutes/February 11, 2006

Sonya Thomas

   
   










Chili Spaghetti
13.9 lbs Skyline Chili Spaghetti/Kings Island
10 Minutes/September 7, 2009
Bob Shoudt

Chocolate
1 lb, 15.5 oz Chicago Chocolate Hearts
7 minutes/Feb. 13, 2006
Patrick Bertoletti
 









Corn Dogs
12 Fletcher's Corny Dogs/ State Fair of Texas
10 minutes/ Sept. 28, 2003
Richard LeFevre


Corned Beef & Cabbage

10.63 lbs Corned Beef & Cabbage

10 Minutes/ Mar. 16, 2007

Patrick Bertoletti
   








 
Corned Beef Hash
4 pounds of hash
1 minute 58 seconds
Eric Booker

Corned Beef Sandwiches
20 8-oz sandwiches/TooJay's World Class Corned Beef Eating Championship
10 minutes/March 17, 2012
Joey Chestnut
   
   









Cow Brains
57 (17.7 pounds)
15 minutes
Takeru Kobayashi

Crab Cakes
46 Phillips Crab Cakes/Baltimore Waterfront Festival
10 Minutes/ April 29, 2006
Sonya Thomas
   







   
Cranberry Sauce, Jellied
13.23 lbs jellied cranberry sauce/Spike TV's MLE Chowdown
8 Minutes/Nov. 22, 2007
Juliet Lee


Crawfish

6.5 pounds/Rouses World Crawfish Eating Championship

10 minutes/April 10, 2010

Sonya Thomas

   
   










Cupcakes
72 cupcakes / Isle Waterloo World Cupcake Eating Championship
6 minutes / April 14, 2012
Patrick Bertoletti

Date Nut Bread
29.5 Chock Full O'Nuts Date Nut Bread and Cream Cheese Sandwiches
8 minutes/December 20, 2006
Patrick Bertoletti
   
   









Deep-Fried Calamari
6.625 pounds Mallie's Sports Grill World Calamari Eating Championship
10 Minutes/ May 30, 2009
Patrick Bertoletti

Deep-Fried Okra
9.75 lbs Deep Fried Okra/GoldenPalace.net at the Oklahoma State Fair
10 Minutes/Sept. 16, 2006
Sonya Thomas
   








  
Doughnuts
49 glazed doughnuts
8 minutes/October 2, 2002
Eric Booker


Doughnuts, Cream-filled
47 Glazed and Cream-filled Doughnuts/MLE St. Patrick's Day Chowdown
5 minutes/March 17, 2007
Patrick Bertoletti
   

   









Dumplings
91 Chinese dumplings
8 minutes
Cookie Jarvis
Eggs
65 Hard Boiled Eggs
6 minutes, 40 seconds
Sonya Thomas
   







   
Flautas
65 flautas/World Flauta Eating Championship
10 minutes/Dec. 6, 2009
Ben Monson


French Fries

4.46 pounds Nathan's Famous Crinkle Cut Fries

Six Minutes/ March 31, 2005

Cookie Jarvis

   
   










French Fries
7.9 lbs Curley's French Fries / Curley's Fries Eating Championship @ Morey's Piers
10 minutes / May 31, 2010
Bob Shoudt

Fruit Basket (short form)
Edible Arrangements Fruit Basket/Phantom Gourmet Food Fest
3 minutes 52 seconds / September 24, 2011
Pete Davekos
   

Funnel Cake

5.9 lbs / Kings Dominion

10 minutes / May 23, 2009

Joey Chestnut
 









Fruitcake
4 pounds, 14 1/4 ounces Wegmans Fruitcake
10 minutes/ Dec. 30, 2003
Sonya Thomas
   








   
Garlicky Greens
7.5 lbs / b.good Garlicky Greens Eating Championship
5 Minutes/Oct. 3, 2009
Pete Davekos

Grapes
8 Pounds, 15 Ounces Grapes/ Smirnoff Twisted V Wild Grape
10 Minutes/ Nov. 1, 2005
Cookie Jarvis
   

   









Green Beans, French Cut
2.71 Pounds Green Beans
Six Minutes
Crazy Legs Conti

Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
47 grilled cheese sandwiches
10 Minutes/ June 10, 2006
Joey Chestnut
   







   
Grits
21 lbs of Grits at Harrah's Louisiana Downs
10 minutes/Sept. 29, 2007
Patrick Bertoletti

Gyoza
264 Day-Lee gyoza/Los Angeles Nisei Week
10 minutes/August 20, 2011
Patrick Bertoletti
   







   
Gyros
21.5 8-oz Gyros/Niko Niko
10 Minutes/May 15, 201
Joey Chestnut

Haggis
3 pounds Haggis
8 Minutes/Oct 8, 2008
Eric Livingston
   
 
   









Ham &Potatoes
6 pounds of Easter Feaster meal
12 minutes
Cookie Jarvis

Ham, sliced
2 lbs, 10 oz. holiday spiral sliced ham
5 minutes/Dec. 15, 2006
Seaver Miller
   









Hamburger: Big Daddy Burger
9 pound cheeseburger/ Plaza Hotel Casino
27 minutes, 0 seconds/ Jan. 21, 2006
Sonya Thomas

Hamburgers
11 1/4 Burgers (1/4 pound) "Cloud Burgers"
10 minutes
Don Lerman
   







   
Hamburgers
7 Burgers (3/4 pound) "Thickburgers"
10 minutes
Sonya Thomas


Hamburgers: Krystals

103 Krystal Burgers

8 minutes/October 28, 2007

Joey Chestnut
   









   
Hamentaschen
50 traditional Purim cookies
6 minutes
Eric Booker


Hard Boiled Eggs (short form)

20 hard boiled eggs / Battleship record, USS Fitzgerald

84 seconds / August 13, 2011

Adrian Morgan

   
   










Horseshoe Sandwiches
6 lbs, 5 oz horseshoe sandwiches
12 minutes
Joey Chestnut

Hot Dogs
68 Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs and Buns
10 minutes/ July 4, 2012
Joey Chestnut
   







   
Huevos Rancheros
7.75 lbs Huevos Rancheros
10 minutes/March 18, 2006
Richard LeFevre

Ice Cream
1 gallon, 9 ounces of vanilla ice cream
12 minutes
Cookie Jarvis
   







   
Ice Cream, Short form
1.75 Gallons Brooklyn Vanilla Ice Cream
8 minutes/May 26, 2006
Patrick Bertoletti

Jalapeno Poppers
118 Jalapeno Poppers/University of Arizona
10 minutes/April 8, 2006
Joey Chestnut
   

  









Jalapenos, Pickled
275 Pickled Jalapeno Peppers/La Costena "Feel the Heat" Jalapeno Eating Championship
8 Minutes/May 1, 2011
Patrick Bertoletti

Jalapenos, Pickled, Short-Form
191 Pickled Jalapeno Peppers/La Costena "Feel the Heat" Jalapeno Eating Challenge
6.5 Minutes/Sept. 16, 2007
Patrick Bertoletti
   
   









Jambalaya
9 Pounds Crawfish Jambalaya/ LuLu's Mardi Gras
10 Minutes/ Feb. 24, 2004
Sonya Thomas


Key Lime Pie
10.8 pounds Key Lime Pie
8 minutes/Mar. 21, 2006
Patrick Bertoletti
 







   
King Cake
14 cakes (10.5 lbs)/Showboat AC Casino
8 minutes/Feb 16, 2010
Patrick Bertoletti


Kolache Factory Kolaches

56 Sausage and Cheese Kolaches/Kolache Factory in Houston, TX

8 Minutes/Sept. 14, 2007

Joey Chestnut

  








   
Kolaches
44 Cherry Kolaches/GoldenPalace.net at the Nebraska State Fair
8 Minutes/Sept. 2, 2007
Patrick Bertoletti


Krystal Hamburgers, 2 minutes

39 Krystal Hamburgers

2 minutes/September 2007

Bob Shoudt

   

   










Lobster Rolls
41 Lobster Rolls in Boston challenge
10 minutes/Sept. 23, 2006
Takeru Kobayashi


Maid-Rite Sandwiches
26 Maid-Rite Sandwiches / Isle Casino Hotel Bettendorf
10 minutes / November 6, 2010
Patrick Bertoletti
 







   
Maine Lobster/ Kennebunk
44 Maine Lobsters (11.3 Pounds of meat) from the shell
12 minutes/ Aug. 13, 2005
Sonya Thomas


Mars Bars

38 bars/Red Faction Mars Bar Eating World Championship

5 Minutes/July 22, 2010

Patrick Bertoletti

   










Matzo Balls
21 baseball-sized matzo balls
5 minutes, 25 seconds
Eric Booker

Mayonnaise
4 32-ounce bowls mayonnaise
8 minutes
Oleg Zhornitskiy
   








   
Meat Pies
16 six-ounce meat pies
10 minues
Boyd Bulot

Meatballs
10 pounds, 3 Ounces Meatballs/ Carmine's Restaurant at Tropicana Hotel Casino
12 minutes/ Dec. 3, 2005
Sonya Thomas
   









Mince Pie
46 Mince Pies at the Wookey Hole Big Eat in Somerset, England
10 minutes/Nov. 29, 2006
Sonya Thomas


Moon Pies

60 Moon Pies / Lady Luck Caruthersville Moon Pie Eating World Championship

8 minutes / October 15, 2011

Patrick Bertoletti
   









   
Native American Fry Bread
9.75 Fry Breads
8 Minutes/October 28, 2006
Erik The Red Denmark


Nigiri Sushi
141 pieces of Nigiri Sushi/MLE: The Game Promotion
6 Minutes/April 11, 2008
Tim "Eater X" Janus
   









Onions
8.5 ounces Maui Onions (three onions)/ Whalers Village
1 minute/ Aug. 8, 2004
Eric Booker

Oysters
46 Dozen Acme Oysters/ Acme Oyster House
10 Minutes/ Mar. 20, 2005
Sonya Thomas
   







   
Oysters, Short Form
39 dozen Acme oysters/New Orleans Oyster Festival, New Orleans
8 Minutes/June 5, 2011
Patrick Bertoletti


Pancakes

3 1/2 pounds pancakes & bacon

12 minutes

Crazy Legs Conti

   









   
Pasta
6 2/3 pounds linguini (no. 115)
10 minutes
Cookie Jarvis



Peanut Butter & Banana Sandwiches

36 Sandwiches/The Isle Casino Hotel Biloxi

10 minutes/Jan 9, 2010

Bob Shoudt
 









   
Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches
J&M Corps International
10 minutes/Aug. 8, 2007
Patrick Bertoletti

Peas
9.5 one-pound bowls
12 minutes
Eric Booker

  







   
Pelemeni
274 Russian dumplings
6 minutes
Dale Boone

Pepperoni Rolls
30.5 pepperoni rolls/WV Three Rivers Festival
10 minutes / May 28, 2011
Patrick Bertoletti
   







   
Pepperoni with Cheese
252 slices (2.25 lbs) Armour Pepperoni with Cheese
6 minutes / May 19, 2011
Patrick Bertoletti
 
Philly CheeseSteaks
23 6" sandwiches / Dorney Park
10 minutes / May 14, 2011
Joey Chestnut








   
Pickles, Sour
5 lbs 11.2 oz / Isle Casino Pompano Park World Pickle Eating Championship
6 Minutes / September 12, 2010
Patrick Bertoletti


Pickles, Vinegar

2.7 Pounds Kosher Dills

Six Minutes

Brian Seiken
   








   
Pigs' Feet and Knuckles
2.89 lbs pigs' feet meat/State Fair Meadowland's
10 minutes/June 23, 2007
Arturo Rios, Jr.


Pizza Hut P'Zones

7.5 Pizza Hut P'Zones/Pizza Hut 

Chow-Lenge @ Spike Guys Choice Awards

10 minutes/June 4, 2011

Joey Chestnut
   









   
Pomme Frites
2 pounds 9 ounces of Pomme Frites
8 minutes
Cookie Jarvis


Pork and Beans

84 ounces of baked beans

58 seconds/Oct 8, 2008

Micah Collins



Pork, Pulled

9 Pounds, 6 Ounces Smoked, Pulled Pork/ Horseshoe Casino Council Bluffs

10 Minutes/ Sept. 16, 2006

Joey Chestnut

  
 









   
Pork Ribs
9.8 pounds pork rib meat/ John Ascuaga's Nugget Casino Resort
12 minutes/August 27, 2008
Joey Chestnut
   










Pork, Pulled Sandwiches
45 pulled pork sandwiches
10 minutes/ Sept. 1, 2007
Joey Chestnut

Posole
9 lbs, 3 ounces Posole/ Sky City Casino
12 Minutes/ Nov. 18, 2006
Patrick Bertoletti
   







   
Potato Wedges
3.74 lbs Buffalo Wild Wings Potato Wedges/Spike TV's MLE Chowdown
8 minutes/October 18, 2007
Gravy Brown

Poutine
13 lbs / Smoke's Poutinerie World Poutine Eating Championship
10 minutes/May 22, 2010
Patrick Bertoletti
   










Pumpkin Pies
4-3/8 Entenmann's Pumpkin Pies
12 Minutes/ Nov. 22, 2004
Eric Booker


Quesadilla
31.5 4-inch Cheese Quesadilla
5 minutes
Sonya Thomas
   









Ramen Noodles
10.5 lbs Ramen Noodles/NARUTO: Clash of Ninja Revolution for Nintedo Wii
8 minutes/October 27, 2007
Tim "Eater X" Janus

   








   

Rice Balls
20 pounds rice balls
30 minutes
Takeru Kobayashi
   






   
Rocky Mountain Oyster
3 lbs 11.75 oz / Isle Black Hawk World Rocky Mountain Oyster Eating Championship
10 minutes / August 28, 2010
Patrick Bertoletti


Salmon Chowder

312 fl oz; 23.4 lbs/The Slammin' Salmon World Chowder Eating Contest

6 minutes/Dec. 3, 2009

Bob Shoudt
   










Salt Potatoes
13 lbs Salt Potatoes / Wild Carp Week
10 minutes / May 14, 2011
Joey Chestnut

Sausage Sandwiches
13.25 Gianelli Sausage Sandwiches/New York State Fair
12 minutes/Aug. 26, 2006
ChipBurger Simpson
   
  









Shoo-Fly Pie
11.1 Pounds Shoo-Fly Pie/ Rockvale Outlets
8 Minutes/ June 23, 2007
Patrick Bertoletti
   









Shrimp Wontons
390 shrimp wontons/CP Biggest Eater Competition 2011-12
8 Minutes/February 11, 2012
Joey Chestnut

SPAM
6 pounds of SPAM from the can/ SPAMARAMA
12 minutes/ Apr. 3, 2004
Richard LeFevre
   

   









Steeplechase/Chowdown Championship
Pork burgers, Beef ribeye sandwiches, Turkey Legs, Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, Cupcakes/Indiana State Fair
August 19, 2006

Bob Shoudt



Steeplechase/Ultimate Eating Tournament

Shrimp, Pralines, Hot Dogs, Nachos, Gelato/Broadway at the Beach

10 minutes/ Apr. 22, 2006

Bob Shoudt
   









   
Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
7.9 lbs Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
8 minutes/July 29, 2006
Patrick Bertoletti

Strawberry Shortcake
15.25 lbs Strawberry Shortcake/Mattituck Lions Club Strawberry Festival
8 Minutes/June 17, 2007
Patrick Bertoletti
   
   









Sweet Corn
46 ears sweet corn/ Sweet Corn Fiesta
12 minutes/ Apr. 25, 2010
Joe LaRue

Sweet Potato Casserole
8.62 pounds/ NC State Fair
11 minutes/ Oct. 20, 2004
Sonya Thomas
   








   
Tacos
48 soft chicken tacos/ Zocalo Restaurant
11 minutes/ Sept. 29, 2004
Sonya Thomas


Tamales
71 Tamales/Old Town Lewisville/Dallas Tortilla & Tamale Factory
12 Minutes/Sept. 1, 2007
Tim "Eater X" Janus
   
   








Tex Mex Rolls
30 Tex Mex Rolls/ GameWorks at Great Lakes Crossing
12 minutes/ Mar. 12, 2005
Richard LeFevre

Tiramisu
4 pounds tiramisu/ Verducci's Market
6 minutes/ Mar. 5, 2005
Tim "Eater X" Janus
   
   









Toasted Ravioli
4 pounds toasted ravioli by Charlie Gitto's at Harrah's St. Louis
12 Minutes/ Nov. 20, 2004
Sonya Thomas

Turducken
7 3/4 pounds Turducken.com Thanksgiving Dinner
12 minutes/ Nov. 26, 2003
Sonya Thomas
   








   
Ultimate Eating Tournament (Various Foods)
7 minutes, 13 seconds/April 19, 2008.
Juliet Lee

Waffles
29 Waffles (8 oz.)/ Waffle House
10 Minutes/ Oct. 7, 2007
Patrick Bertoletti
   
   









Watermelon
13.22 pounds Watermelon/ Brookville Community Picnic
15 minutes/ July 30, 2005
Jim Reeves


Whole Turkey

5.25 lbs whole turkey / Wild Turkey 81 Eating World Championship

10 minutes / November 22, 2011

Sonya Thomas

   
   










Whole Turkey (12 mins)
4 pounds, 12.8 ounces roast turkey meat/Thanksgiving Invitational
12 minutes/ Nov. 22, 2006
Patrick Bertoletti
   







   
XXX Hot Bhut Wings
52 Bhut Wings / Jake Melnick's Battle of the Bhut
5 minutes / November 6, 2011
Patrick Bertoletti


Whole Turkey, Short Form
6.91 lbs roast turkey meat/Spike TV
8 Minutes/Nov. 22, 2007
Patrick Bertoletti


So there you have it for now. There are many  more categories of foods just waiting for new champions to emerge. Think about it, you may be the next champion of eating most criadillas =  bull testicles  which is a coveted dish as there are only one pair per bull. (By the way, there is an old Costa Rican legend about a habitual restaurant customer in Santa Elena, Monteverde, who used to reserve one pair every week and was surprised when he was eventually served a quail-sized pair. When protesting, the waiter could only answer that not always is the bull the loser). BON APPETIT!