Monday, February 4, 2013


"You're traveling through another dimension --

A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind ...

A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.

That's a sign post up ahead: your next stop: ... the Twilight Zone ???"

... Nahhhh
... It's just Wal-Mart! ... The gene pool of our Country meets here daily.

...The Walmartians have landed.

Yep, drive the lawn mower into town & save some $$ on gas!
Apparently the new Snuggie t-shirt is only for the classiest ladies.

That reminds me…I need milk.

“I’ll teach you to leave me in the hot car…”
A little too short…I  I can see your phone number!! hello!!!?

I guess I  could see how someone would get pretty tuckered out throwing down a Big Gulp while walking around in shoes like that. Maybe someone should throw some water on him so he doesn’t dry out.

BETTER:  Is that someone's ass hanging out the front of his shirt?

I personally have never forgotten to put a shirt on before I went to Walmart…I’m just sayin…
You just brightened up everyone’s day!

Flesh-colored yoga pants…there are some things that just should NOT have been invented!
Hey, buddy…yer spell-check isn’t working!

It’s obvious that both of these ladies look phenomenal in pink but who would you rather wake up next to?

A little too much flesh...really brings out the color of your gut. 

I encourage everyone to bust out their white wardrobes…and MAXIPADS!
  Nothing says summer like an all beef hot dog with ketchup and mustard. 
And hey, remember to stop by the shoe department!  
We all know how much of a sweat you can work up while power shopping,so the sports bra is a fantastic idea. The real issue here is “Who Wears It Better?”

Words just don’t fit here!

  For those of you keeping score:
Handicapped Sign: 2 -- Idiotic Drivers: 0.

   Shopping at Walmart is so easy a caveman can do it.
Look at  the luscious boobs on…  OH MY GOD, They are on backwards!

  No, I don’t want to go to Grandpa’s house!
Cool Shorts. Hey it's comfortable.

Can someone please explain to me how something like this happens?  
   I love her tattooo, don't you!!!!