Mr. Mujica come here and be the President of the United States.
You are the "richest" politician in the world. Save U.S. before we implode.
We will pay your airfare to fly here, salary is negotiable but will be more than your current wages, and we will even provide you with an excellent benefits package.
We need you. Save us!!!
Position open immediately.
OK- Something extra to seal the deal. We will even buy you a new, larger car for yourself and a personal bodyguard.
Please call us now!